英语小学生小笑话大全爆笑

英语小学生小笑话大全爆笑

A: 你知道英语中最难发的音是什么音吗？

B: 是哪个音？

A: 就是那个“啊”音，尤其是发成“爱”的音。

B: 哈哈，那你得先学会“爱”的发音。

A: 对啊，我练习了好久好久，可是每次发音都走样。

B: 那你试试看，发成“哎呀”的音，说不定就简单多了。

A: 哇，真的吗？那我赶紧试试！

（过了一会儿）

A: 哎呀，我做到了！太神奇了！

B: 看吧，多练习练习，没有什么音是发不好的。

A: 谢谢你，我以后一定会更加努力的！

（完）

英语小学生小笑话大全爆笑

1. The cat in the hat

One day, a cat wearing a hat went to school. The teacher asked, "What"s the meaning of this?" The cat replied, "I"m just trying to make some new friends."

2. The boy who couldn"t tell a lie

A boy was caught cheating in class. The teacher asked him, "Why did you do that?" The boy answered, "I thought it was fun."

3. The teacher and the student

A teacher was walking with a student on the street. Suddenly, a dog ran past them. The student shouted, "Look, a dog!" The teacher smiled and said, "Yes, but did you see the cat?"

4. The teacher"s question

A teacher asked her student, "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The student answered, "No, but it would make a noise if the dog was nearby."

5. The boy and the egg

A boy was eating an egg. His mother came in and said, "Don"t eat that egg. It"s bad for your health." The boy replied, "But Mom, it"s delicious!"

6. The teacher"s lesson

A teacher was teaching her students about the weather. She said, "Today, we"re going to have a sunny day." The student raised his hand and said, "But Mom said it"s going to rain today."

7. The boy and the fish

A boy was fishing with his father. He asked, "Dad, why do fish swim in the water?" His father replied, "Because they can"t stand the pressure." The boy then asked, "Can I try that?"

8. The teacher"s joke

A teacher was telling her students a joke. "Why don"t skeletons fight each other?" she asked. The students were silent. Then, one student said, "Because they"re always in each other"s way."

9. The boy and the cake

A boy was very hungry. His mother gave him a piece of cake. He took a big bite and said, "This is the best cake I"ve ever tasted." His mother smiled and said, "You"ll have to try my other son"s cake next time."

10. The teacher"s secret

A teacher had a secret. She told her students, "I"m very good at hiding things." One day, she hid a book in the classroom. A student asked, "Where did you hide it?" The teacher replied, "In the most difficult place to find."

These jokes are designed to be simple and easy to understand, with the use of everyday language and situations that are relatable to young students. They aim to bring a smile to their faces and make learning English more enjoyable.